Now turn left. I repeat, left.
Yes, chief. I repeat, chief!
The Minister says that you drive well.
But I'm not even moving!
It freaks me out not to hear the engine! An engine has to speak to me!
Are you putting in earplugs now? Do I talk too much?
Nein! This is a miniature ear transmitter.
It's brand new! I'm on Channel 1.
But how do we talk?
Émilien... I know you French aren't used to it...
but an order is to be obeyed, not discussed!
Yeah, but if you have a problem, what do I... do...?
How do I know if you can hear me?
Aah... 1 bang means yes, 2 means no!
Do you mind if we keep chatting?
That's good, 'cause...
The closed door makes it easier to talk to you.
I don't dare to say everything to your face.
You eyes trouble me. They're so...
... so blue!
Now what's Spring Roll up to?
What's going on, Gibert?
Don't worry, it's in code...
I just can't find the translation!
When your eyes look at me... I mean, wow! Nobody ever looked at me like that...
well, maybe when I had my back turned...
Is that part of method?
You bet it is! That's Daniel's method!
It's good to talk to you... to open my heart to you.
You don't mind too much?
Petra?
Should I go on, then?
I don't get this code!
Have you noticed that... I'm much closer to you now?
What do you mean, "no"?
Ahh, that's better!
Ok, Petra, I'll say something you may find shocking...
Here goes...
I bet it'll be stupid...!
Well... Petra, ever since I met you...
I love you!
Well done, Émilien!
See, I told you!
There, I said it!
Now put me out of my misery: is it mutual? So...
1 bang: yes, 2 means no.
Hey Émilien, change channels to talk dirty! Some people are working here!
Daniel? Turn left here, son.
Yes, poppy!
He's not one of us.
That's for sure. He's not one of us.
Why are you stopping here? Go on, go on! Ninja!
Sorry to sound pessimistic, but something smells fishy.
"Smell fishy"? I don't smell a thing! Do you smell something, sir?
Isn't that strange how those trucks are parked, exactly leaving room for a car to pass!
No, there's no trap. I checked the map, I'm the one who made it. No trap here!
So move it!
If you say so...
I should know.
Oh deary me, a trap...!
Now what's he up to?
On what page are we?
But that's not on my list, that is...!
Hats off to this one!
And I'm glad it's not my taxi!
Petra! Petra!
What happened? Where's the nip?
Well some Ninjas!... came and the Minister went...
What? He didn't fly away?
Yes he did! And at that speed he must be on his way to Mars!
Just ask the Atlas satellite. It must've spotted him!
RED ALERT!!!
Stop! Police!
Shit!
Complex town, huh?
There are only small streets! The jail cells aren't bigger, either!
Lie down flat there! I'm a crack shot so no tricks!
Me warn you: me shoot!
{Y:i}Spread out!
So that's how you wanna play it? All right!
Awww, now where are they? They didn't fly away as well, did they?
Where's Émilien? Émilien?
Émilien!
The way I know him, he's probably near the garbage.
Chief, I was this close to getting 'em, but I was outnumbered!
Émilien, they took the Minister!
Which one?
The nip, of course! Ours is useless... It's a disaster!
Yeah, and they got Petra, too.
Oh...? Good! She speaks Japanese, he'll be less alone.
Lily, I swear I'm on my way. Your dad made me stay!
But it's been 2 hours, not 20 seconds! I'm hot all over now!
-All over? - Yeah, all over!
I'm gonna catch fire soon...!
Listen Lily, just watch a documentary, it'll calm you!
Gimme 5 minutes.
Can't hold that long...
4 minutes then! Émilien!
It's all my fault. Shouldn't have let her go to the john alone!
You should gone with her...!
I thought of that! I did. But...
Finished scratching about yet? It's been an hour, d'you find anything?
There were indeed cars here. 3 of them.
You read Sherlock Holmes to deduce that?
Don't you have any clues to get us started?
We'll analyze the tire samples at the lab. I'm sure that laser analysis will...
Yeah and they'll have time to SWIM back to Tokyo! Geez...
Thanks for everything, but I need my taxi, now! What d'you want me to do with your cabriolet?
Daniel, we're in deep shit! These clowns are shaving the road!
Couldn't you help us find a clue?
Émilien, Lily's on fire. She might burn herself!
But they got my girl! Isn't that worth 2 minutes of your time?
Just take a look, after that I'll handle it.
From below, I saw 3 black Mitsubishis,
not sure what model. It was a new model.
Their tires come straight from Japan.
How'd you know?
I smell it.
Smells of fish?
Meaning...?
A restaurant?
You got fish oil for brains?
Restaurants and... ports! They were at the port with brand-new tires.
So, they were in a boat from Japan! That's why it smells of fish!
See, you can think!
- Now, are they stolen cars? - That's easy. Alain!
I'm on it!
OK you clowns, put your tweezers down and go home.
Monday morning you take a whistle, I'll let you analyze a crossraod. Do you good.
Jerks!
Negative. Nothing's been stolen from the port.
Bingo!
What bingo? No cars were stolen, it means you were wrong!
Three cars were stolen but no theft was declared. Why?
Because the guards knew... Because they use the warehouse as a base!
See, you can be smart!
Red alert!
C'mon, Émilien, that's my line!
You'll explain to me on the road 'cause I don't get it...
Lily? Yes, I'm on my way! You still watching TV?
No, I had to stop. There was a report about animal sex, made me set fire to the rug!
- Sir? It's Lily, she's worried about you - Gimme that.
Tell your mom we're OK but the mission's complicated, we need reinforcements.
So I'm keeping your friend. He did a great job. Good recruit.
He'll bring me home, so you can tell him "good night". Bye, hon!
C'mon let's go, son! The mission ain't over!
Alain for Émilien, now what's Gibert up to?
Dunno, he's been locked in the john for ages, making weird noises...
Oh no...!
What? What's up?
Can't tell you. It's... too horrible!
Émilien? They won't come.
Are you kidding?
I think this was their first base, but something tells me they're gone.
Long gone.
A suspect approaching. Asian male.
Aah, see? They always return to the scene of the crime!
Police academy, lesson 1!
Get in position!
Captain?
Suspects are approaching front door.
Perfect! Bring 'em on!
Hey Marco, you sure about this?
Are you kidding? It's the heist of the century!
There's a mountain of VCRs, all boxed and awaiting delivery!
They're about to break in.
We got 'em!
Émilien, would you break into your own home?
Sure! Oh? Well, not always...
Uh-oh!
Chief, are you gonna... ?
Émilien, I like to stay close to my men.
Some action won't hurt me. Just like in the good ole days!
But that was long ago, chief...
The MEMORIES are distant, Émilien, but the reflexes... are still here!
Trust me.
You'll see.
Marco, you sure there's no cops?
Shit, relax, dammit! There's no one here!
They're all watching the game. Every cop's in front of a TV.
Ready to attack? Wait for my signal.
Chief, you worry me. It's long a way down...
It's OK, Émilien! Just tie the knot for me, I'll do the rest.
I got a bad feeling...
See? They're all at the match, like I said!
AND ATTACK...!
Oh shit oh shit oh shit!
Émilien?
OK, chief!
BANZAI...!
What...? Who's getting his throat cut...?
Émilien...?
I don't get it, I made a strong knot... see?
Émilien!
Maybe it's the rope...?
That's it, you tied the wrong rope!
Ah, I see...
An ambulance! Quick!
Émilien...
Émili..AAAHHH!!!
It's all my fault. I should never have left her - and him - down!
Hey, hey, enough already!
Stop your whining, that won't bring her back! Think instead!
I'm thinking, I'm thinking! But we haven't got a single lead to work on!
Maybe if you ask the right questions, you'll get the right answers!
For instance, why didn't the Yakuza kill the Minister at once?
- 'Cause they need him? - Excellent, but why?
- Did they ask for a ransom? - No.
Why not kidnap him in Japan?
But they did it here in France!
They must have had a good reason. Why's the Minister going to Paris, exactly?
To watch the parade and sign contracts. Security, trains, army, nuclear ...
There! Maybe they want to prevent that?
But that makes no sense, why would they do that?
Your friend's right. Yuki Tsumoto doesn't want those contracts to be signed.
Hey, don't I know you? Weren't you an air hostess earlier?
I'm Yuli. I'm here to protect the Minister, as a member of the Japanese intelligence.
Ain't that funny! I am too... Émilien, Police of Marseille.
That's Daniel, he's...
...in training! I'm learning how to be stupid!
Yeah, right... Who's this "Yuki Tsumoto" guy?
A Yakuza. He controls the north. Very powerful and conservative.
He doesn't want airplanes, trains, nuclear power...
France is keen to sell, so he's taking steps.
Not only the Minister won't sign anything, but France will never sign contracts with Japan again!
Tsumoto sent over 2 grand masters in hypnosis.
They'll condition the Minister, who during the parade will grab any weapon...
...and start killing people at random. Maybe even the President.
And to protest, France will abort all diplomatic relations with Japan - so no more contracts!
- Exactly. - That's crazy!
The parade is at 11 so we have very little time to free your friend and the Minister.
Yeah well but I have to ask my boss first...
Which one, the cripple or Sleeping Beauty?
Oh, yeah...
Listen Émilien, both of you want to save somebody.
We're in a bit of a rush, so instead of waiting for the Administration...
...maybe we should do it ourselves, don't you think?
He's right! No nip - sorry! - is gonna beat us! So where do we start?
First, can you localize them in Paris?
- Absolutely not! - Sure! Easy as pie!
Thanks, Joe. You saved my life! See you soon, pal.
Got 'em! They're hiding out in the XIVth district.
Are you sure it's her? Uh, I mean, them!
3 black Mitsubishis with a blonde tied in the back. You want me to verify?
OK, OK...
Well there's not much time left. To the airport!
Don't hurry, there's no plane for at least 3h!
We can't wait. We must get to Paris ASAP. So find a solution!
GET UP! WAR IS UPON US!
- To me! My men! - It's me, Daniel!
Oh, Daniel...! Where are the troops?
Wiped out! There's only us to save the day. And you owe me, remember?
- Affirmative! - Well, I need your help. Now.
Oh shit... what's taking them so long?
Cool! No worries, buddy!
Daniel, I hope you know what you're doing 'cause I don't trust this. Not one bit!
Why, you got a better idea?
What, right now? No, but...
Well, then you better think! Fast!
- Daniel, I got it! Lemme out, I can... - Too late...!
Are you cool, guys?
You bet! Cool as ice!
Just shout if there's a problem, OK?
OK, I'm shouting! We just lost a parachute!
That's why there's 3 of 'em! 1 or 2 always screw up!
I see...!
Émilien. You got your license now, right?
Yeah, why?
Take my place then. C'mon, move it!
I'll try to find out where we are.
Where am I going?
Straight ahead!
- Straight ahead? - Yeah, straight ahead!
OK, whatever you say...!
Come on now, just relax. Be more zen, you'll feel better!
That feels good, you know. Real good!
Oh, Lily darling! Are you OK?
Who's chirping there?
- The hostess. - Hostess?
Actually, she's a nurse.
You're in a massage parlor, is that it?
Of course not, Lily! We're in the sky! Your dad's guiding us, Émilien is steering...
I am fixing the parachute and the nurse is chirping to calm our nerves, that's all!
Daniel, what DID you smoke, exactly?!?
Now listen to me. Lily! I'm trying to save Petra and a Minister's ass!
So I'll call you again when we land! Is that so hard to understand?
- Are you feeling alright, hon? - I'm great!
What? She never believes me!
Try to turn left a bit.
Now, turn left. I repeat, left...
Hi there!
Everything's OK, stay calm! Marseille Police!
- Do you know them? - Yeah.
Yeah... an old pupil... Gonna WALK home, now...
Good morning Lionel.
- Good morning Jacques, this is Mr. Coutta... - Hello, how do you do?
- Are you all set, Coutta? - The Japanese Minister is still missing.
There, I see her! God, is she beautiful...!
- I mean, she looks OK. - And the Minister?
He's fine, he's fine. He's getting some exercise...
Now that we know where they are, maybe we should try and get them back?
I've got an idea. We must warn your friend somehow.
- Won't be easy... hold on, I'm such a jerk! - Oh? Really?
Her earphone! Maybe she kept her earphone!
Petra! Petra!
{Y:i}Are you ready to kill?
You hear me? Petra?
Petra, we're not far away. I can see you.
{Y:i}Now get up, and turn around!
Petra, get up, I need to see your hands!
{Y:i}- What's going on here? {Y:i}- I'm not doing anything!
{Y:i}- Idiot! {Y:i}- Liar!
Sit down. We're coming.
We're coming... that's easy to say!
Don't worry, I got a plan.
That's exactly what worries me!
{Y:i}You hear only what I tell you...
{Y:i}You obey me!
{Y:i}You do only what I tell you...
{Y:i}You obey me!
{Y:i}And now...
{Y:i}I wanna go home 'cause it's too {Y:i}cold here and I'm getting sick and...
{Y:i}You're going to sleep.
{Y:i}Raise your arms.
Con-nichon-aah! Hey, it's my turn now! Come on!
I'm not bad at hypnosis!
Sit! Good boy!
Now lie down! Very, very good!
And now... sleep!
Freeze or you'll sleep too, and for long! OK?
OK, I'll cover you.
Hey, girls, what're you doing?
No need. I had'em covered.
It's not loaded, Émilien.
What'd you mean, it's not loaded?
How come?
It was me. I emptied the clip yesterday.
So... it was never loaded?
I was worried you'd get hurt...
I'm very late, can you save my life?
Err... don't worry, I'll manage.
- C'mon, jump in there! - What...? Are you sure?
{Y:i}Catch those clowns!
{Y:i}Fancy some sushi?
There's no exit, Daniel!
They're after you, Daniel!
That's one less!
We'll get off at the next station...
We're too heavy. And they got good cars!
Ask your Paris colleagues to help out.
Forget it. Cops from Paris and Marseille are at war.
They'll never help us.
Aww, you just never asked 'em politely!
Daniel, what the... ?
So, dickheads, you're not at the parade? Soldiers ain't your thing?
You'd rather stay home and gobble knobs?
How 'bout a love parade? Let him who loves me, follow me!
I think you went a bit far!
Aww, don't worry, I'm sure they loved that!
Catch that asshole, ALIVE! I'll blast him to hell myself!
{Y:i}Where are you?
{Y:i}Where is "Trocadéro"?
Well, you must change at Châtelet!
A bus, Daniel!
{Y:i}Oh, the Eiffel Tower!
Stay off the grass!
{Y:i}- It's straight ahead now! {Y:i}- OK!
Where'd that one come from?
{Y:i}Yes. Get the taxi!
-Kamikaze! - Kamika what?
Kamikaze... ?!!
{Y:i}BANZAI...!
Shit... I can't shake 'em! We're too heavy!
I can get out, if you want!
- Bad idea Émilien, try harder! - I can't!
- Call the General! - OK. General, do you copy?
Loud 'n' clear! How's your Paris tour going?
It's whizzing by!
Tell him to block the Dauphine tunnel exit. We'll set up a trap there!
No problem. Give me 5 minutes!
Yes, hello?
Picard? Bertineau here!
General, sir!
You got a spare tank or two?
As a matter of fact, yes...
We're almost there, he'd better hurry!
Dammit, what's taking him so long?
Roger sir, we're in position. The tunnel is blocked.
- 4 mins, 32 seconds. - Well done, sir!
Hang on!
I don't wanna play after all!
You'd rather stop and get shot down?
No but I don't wanna hit a tank, either!
Daniel, now that I found Petra again I'd like to enjoy it before I die!
Don't worry. I'm taking you straight to Heaven!
But I wanna stay right here on Earth, Daniel!
You scared the bejesus outta me again!
Maybe one day, you'll trust me!
The Minister says you're wonderful. He'd like you to become his driver in Japan.
Thanks, maybe later. But right now, I wanna go home!
Yeah, we're going home, Daniel. Can we drop you off somewhere?
Oh no, not the TV!
Just 5 minutes, it's the parade... I want to see your father.
Oh...? It looks like Daniel's taxi! Ain't that funny?
Émilien?!
Well, err... that's something brand new.
A... stealth taxi.
I'll drop you at the grandstand and I'll run, ok? I don't like this place... it freaks me out.
Émilien...